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Empowering Independence. Redefining Social.

Cheyanne Dabelstein @TexasRose94

Who wants to be..

Well, it's that time of year again? Who wants to be my Valentines 💝 applications are open 💋🥰 you'll get a sweet little treat from me! Nothing excepted in return, unless you just want to! To entry just comment with your best pick up like! I love corny and cheesy shit! I'll pick a winner on Friday!

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Jonathon Barrett@Odin 2y

@TexasRose94 How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.

Grumpy fer@LTPoplick 2y

Excuse me miss. Is this the pickup line?

Will Smith@Perrin 2y

I’m married but love a good cheesy line: you’re like American Express— everywhere I want to be.

JC Collins@HalfWhiteLamanite 2y

Wanna go in halves on a bastard? Lmao

Juan Lopez@Ammo 2y

You remind me of a big mouth bass.... don't know if I should mount you or eat you..

Chris Lo@InsertName 2y

I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks

Cheyanne Dabelstein @TexasRose94 2y

@InsertName winner #1

Chris Lo@InsertName 2y

@TexasRose94 woo-hoo!!, I never win anything

Kurt Kinney@skinnyredkk 2y

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

JC Collins@HalfWhiteLamanite 2y

Could I have you, or your moms number? Either way, I’ll be your daddy tonight.

JC Collins@HalfWhiteLamanite 2y

Wanna go back to my place and play Pearl Harbor? It’s easy I lay down and you blow the shit out of me.

JC Collins@HalfWhiteLamanite 2y

Do my submissions on Facebook count over here too?

Cheyanne Dabelstein @TexasRose94 2y

@HalfWhiteLamanite yes lol

JC Collins@HalfWhiteLamanite 2y

@TexasRose94 was the winners selected?

Chris Lo@InsertName 2y

Your like my little toe, I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table in the middle of the night

Pete@Huntsman 2y

I hope you like pudding cuz i want to be pudding myself all over you. I may not be a chef but i want to take you home and scramble yer eggs.

Sean Mishra@Smishra331 2y

@TexasRose94 You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine. Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

Chris Lo@InsertName 2y

Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.

Chris Lo@InsertName 2y

If you were a fire I'd stick my wood in you

Gordon Dunkin@Dunkin 2y

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Andy Hardenbrook @Andy 2y

Nipsy Daisers with scooter stick@Stevedave 2y

@TexasRose94 married too, but have some anyway. If at a bar, can I push your stool in for you? People call me Corky because I'm totally down for you. I just jumped the border and of all the women to make anchor babies with, I choose you! I just got some bad news, my cock just died, can I bury it bury it in you? You look hungry, may I give you my tubesteak and tossed salad?

Ian Hill@KarmaKnight21 2y

Are you a doughnut because you look soft, sweet, curvy, and pretty soon a combination of glazed and cream filled.

Cheyanne Dabelstein @TexasRose94 2y

@KarmaKnight21 winner #2

Gary Badgett@GaryBadgett 2y

Get in the truck.