To all my friends in Florida ... That white shit on the ground is called 'snow'. Yeah, yeah. I know there is another kind of snow. But don't put this stuff up your nose. It'll freeze your brain, if you have one. That other shit fries your brain. Remember the egg in the frying pan commercials? This what those 'snowbirds' you all love to hate are escaping when they stay with you half the year. Enjoy this snow. And keep in mind ... the cold slows the reptiles.